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If Im going to have sex its going to be on my own Accord.

. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down. Reading a book on levitation. Whats the difference between anal and oral sex.

Anal makes your hole weak. A man is at the funeral of an old friend. When he saw the teacher coming he said Johnny. No Little Johnny replied you go hide.

So share it with your family friends and other old people you know. The public safety officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked Whats happening. May I come in you. I suppose you could say I have a pun-chant for good wordplay.

You know you could do better. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick. 145 One-Liner Jokes As Punny As They Are Funny. Because you truly are a work of art.

Oral sex makes your day. The father sighs and says. And since his house was next to his school the teacher decided to visit Little Johnnys parents the next day after school but his granddad was the only adult home. Couldnt put it down.

May I come in who. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. Ad Browse Discover Thousands of Entertainment Book Titles for Less. Your teacher is coming hide and I will say you arent here.

Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de-tail. Dont keep the fun all to yourself. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. Saying I love puns would be a true pun-derstatement.

Masturbation always leads to sex. Why did the robber take a bath. Play fair and share the laughter to a room full of people. I must be in a museum.

I must be a snowflake. Like these punchs I mean puns. But I can picture us together. No matter the age Immature yet rude.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Although adult jokes are meant for well adults We all love a knock knock joke dont we. I have a pun-equivocal love for puns. Howie gonna hide this dead body.

Face it Im a true pun-dle of joy. I closed my eyes awaiting bliss when all of a sudden she repeatedly head butts my dick. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. One prick and it is gone forever.

More Dirty Jokes. May I come in. Wife and I making bird puns in bed. A pun is a joke that exploits the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

My computers got the Miley virus. These may be adult funny jokes but we make sure to keep it a bit clean and appropriate. Tell these punny jokes about birds to your friends family and neighborhood fowl. Ive got wordplay fever and the only prescription is more pun-icillin.

What kind of jokes do you make in the shower. Put it on my bill. What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers. Youre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight. My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. There are dog puns cat puns food puns animal puns even puns about puns. Someday when Im a pun-sioner Id love to.

Thats why some people appear bright until you. The husband says its reindeer. Hope you do too. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and Ill show you A-flat minor.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Then it dawned on me. If you were a chicken youd be impeccable. A son tells his father.

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. The man clears his throat and says. I was talking to your girlfriend. There is no better mix to get someone giggling Rude Knock-Knock Jokes Knock Knock.

69 of people find something dirty in every sentence. It gets toad away. The duck said to the bartender Put it. Theyre easy to remember take no time to tell and if crafted just right pack a mightier punch than a joke with a longer set up.

We were laying in bed when I looked over and said hey make like a bird and swallow this dick She smiled and pulled my pajama bottoms off. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. In the joke world hierarchy one-liners are a gem. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Unfortunately theyre often lumped in the same category as bad jokes. Light travels faster than sound. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. But I was de-lighted.

I have an imaginary girlfriend. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Online Jokes for Adults. There are twenty of them.

I am sure you used puns even without realizing that it is a pun. The most important thing is memorizing as many of these funny quips as possible so youll have a zinger ready for every occasion. Then it hit me. We try to keep it cheerful hilarious and public appropriate.

You might say Im pun-stoppable. Its a gateway tug. There are as many funny puns out there as there are things to pun about meaning everything. Because Ive fallen for you.

Heres a bunch of punny jokes we found online that we liked.

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